Vijay and Vodka.

Vijay kept his last glass of vodka on the table and left the bar. He was high. It was dark. He tried to catch a rickshaw. But failed. He started to walk. Walking as if in heaven. Suddenly a rickshaw came and stopped in front of him. "Kahi chod du saab?" The rickshaw driver asked. Vijay replied "Arey waah! Aaj toh chamatkar ho gaya! Andheri Chalo, Andheri." "Baitho saab." The driver said. I think the driver too was drunk as they were in Andheri itself. They started their journey. A phone rang. It was neither Vijay's nor the rickshaw driver's. " Saab phone baj raha hai!" said the driver. Vijay took the phone." Suno. Abhi tumhe ek kaam karna hai. Dhyaan se suno. Tumhare baaju mein lal rang ka bag hai.Jaha ye rickshaw rukhegi waha ye de dena." the voice over the phone said. Bag mein kya hai?" Vijay asked with his drunkard accent. "Zaroori nahi hai!" And the phone got cut. The rickshaw stopped. "Kitna hua?" Vijay asked. Ye bag le aur seedha chalta rahe. Kuch log rahengey unhe ye bag de dena." Vijay took the bag and started walking straight. well he couldn't walk straight as he had had 7 pegs. He took his phone did something and started playing songs. He could see a van and few people standing near it. He couldn't see their faces. "Aa gaya aaj ka bakra.Idhar jaldi de aur yahan se vatak!" a man said from the group. He gave them the bag. "Par woh rickshaw wala bhi toh aapko de sakta tha?" Vijay asked. Abey, tu jis raste se aaya woh raste pe police round leti hai. Hum black listed hai.Tere jaise talli aadmiko koi pakdega nahi. Pakadneka  sochega bhi nahi. Kahan se pakdenge hume ye police?"
Just then a police siren rings. The men try to run. However they get caught. "Kya baat hai saab, aaj toh aapne kamal kar diya!"  said a hawaldar . Inspector Vijay smiled and replied "Chal gaddit bas".